Happy Birthday Mojo

Yes, today is the birthday of Mojo Mojito. After much proscratination and much time consuming, brain cells killing thought, Mojo popped into this world like poop outta an arse. Wait, allow to correct my referencing of events. To have referred poop to Mojo would mean alot of morons (yes you! Moron) would automatically think Mojo was poop. So morons, another such thought and Mojo shall stuff Mojo's fist so far up your poop-hole, you'd wish it was your own poop instead. (To queer morons: wipe that stinking smile of your face).

Sorry bout that....i think for a second there i caught the Triumph influenza. If u're wondering what I'm talking bout, check this out:

You'll either laugh so hard u'd feel like ur guts were turning inside out, or u'll think it's just some sarcastic shit and be amazed what kinda government would allow this crap to air on national teli. Either way, it's entertaining and it's worth the download.