Mojo @ Bangi

It's 10.22 am and I'm inside my car at Bangi. Was supposed to be at RHB by 10am coz there was a request for my presence. 15 minutes drive and 2 tolls later I was here. Parked freaking far and almost had my bumper ripped off again by some discrete rocks. I handed over my HP tag to the guard house in exchange for a flimsy access tag that looked akin to a worn prostitute. Got a bottle of ice lemon tea from the sundry and proceeded to get my ass to 6th floor. I didn't have the access into the office so I took up the extension phone and called, "Hi, I'm here to look for Azizan."
The other end replied "He's not here.".

"How bout Chan then? Is he in?"

"He's not in also." Slammed the phone.

WTF!!!

I frantically took out my mobile and dialled Azizan's number.

"Hi Zan, Dah sampai.."

"Alamak Kenny, u dah sampai? I lupa call u lar. We switched to Menara AA. I supposed to call you last nite but lupalar."

WTF again!!!....

"Tak apalar, I'll meet you in AA at 11am."

"Ok Kenny"

Sigh...walked all the way to guard house, got my hp tag and walked all the way to my car again. I thought to myself. WTF! I 'm gonna eat my bf first. Take my own sweet time. Took out my laptop, plugged in the USB dongle and onlined to send some mail.

Phone rang.

"Hi kenny, It's zan. We have found out the problem and we don't need your services anymore. It's not a Genesys issue after all."

"Oh. Well, the report has nothing to do with Genesys in the first place. It's an IVR report."

"Yala. So you don't need to come to AA lar."

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF!! Sigh. It's 10.34am and I'm in my car in the middle of Bangi on a Thursday morning.

Sigh.

Mojo News: Proton may build world's first Islamic car

Yes, you read rite. Soon we might have Wajas on the road that at not allowed to park near BKT stalls and Gen-2s that has been washed down with sand several times if a stray dog pees on it's wheels. Full read taken from autoblog.com:



What exactly differentiates a car we might think of as "normal" from an Islamic car? For starters, it would include a compass dialed in to always point towards Mecca. It would also feature a storage compartment similar to a glove box for your copy of the Koran. Such a car is being considered for production by Proton, Malaysia's state-owned automaker. It would be developed in cooperation with parties from Turkey and Iran and possibly based on the automaker's Waja sedan, shown above. Proton could use a sales hit, and clearly the Islamic market is one yet to be fully tapped by automakers. We're curious to know whether or not such a vehicle would be seen as pandering to a demographic that's sensitive about its culture, or whether it would be embraced by people of the Islamic faith. Western religions have certainly penetrated car culture, as any person who has christened his center console with a plastic Dashboard Jesus will tell you, though we can't remember a time when Christ was offered as a factory option.

Realization

I realize some things will never work.

I'm not expecting anything out of what I've said and done. The current situation only serves as a point of release for me.

Everything will be fine through the hands of time. No worries.

Thank you for listening and please forget what I've said. Goodbye.

Mojo.

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