Mojo Joke - Wife Wants Present

A wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband .
Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband... ' Buy me a surprise for my birthday . Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one! '
Happy and excited she was counting the days to her birthday.
And on the day she finally got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought....



The poor guy is dead today, and his wife ' s in jail for murder !!!!!!