Monday, August 20, 2007

Mojo News : Stars spotted at Neway.

Monday 20 August 2007 KL - Last Sunday at 12.00am local time, there were reported sightings of Jacky Cheung, Penny Tai, David Tao and Janice Wai Lan having a secret mini joint concert at Neway Times Square. Sources say that these 4 super stars were sighted walking into Neway dressed very casually. Janice was was said to be dressed as a man to avoid being recognized. Penny was wearing aunty galsses and seemed to have newspapers under her clothes to make herself seem fleshier. It was clearly too no avail as a crowd quickly formed and Neway officials had to cordon off the entrance and enlisted the help of security personnel to keep the over enthusiastic crowd in order. Witnesses at the scene said the situation there and then was 'very chaotic'.

Shortly after the 4 stars were escorted to their VIP karaoke room, some of the crowd dispersed. However, there were still some avid fans that stayed until closing time jsut to catch a glimpse of the stars. Some were seen to have raised tents and campfires outside Neway but they were quickly discouraged by jumping guards bearing fire extinguishers. Apparently it was Janice's birthday and the 4 stars decided to meet up for a chit chor chit chor session at the local karaoke parlour when their flights coincidentally clashed at KLIA.

From left to right: David Tau Cher, Jacky Cheung Hot Oil, Janice 'Pavarotti' Wai Lan and Penny Tai Tai.

Cheung is currently preparing for an upcoming concert in Malaysia. He is still fighting allegations of being the one sodomized in Klang that was brought on him. Tai is currently on a world tour promoting her new album 'Bao Zhi Di Ku' (direct translation means Newspaper Underwear). Tao was on his way back to Taiwan after a live performance in Cuba when his plane gat grounded at KLIA because a naked Taliban was caught masturbating in the cargo area. Janice was enroute back to Hong Kong from Italy where she finished visiting her new mentor, Pavarotti. All four safely departed from Neway at 5am.

Janice stretching her newly acquired Pavarotti vocal chords.

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